Friday, July 4, 2008

Best Joke - MBA Vs BCOM

MBA Vs B Com Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

A MBA and a BCom go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BCom wakes his MBA friend. “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

B Com says: "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.

Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

MBA says: What does it tell you?"

The B Com is silent for a moment, and then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

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